my mom said dinner was ready and i went downstairs and it wasnt even ready im sick of all the lies
One time this girl really hated me and wanted to ruin my reputation or something so one day i was talking to a boy and she came up and really obnoxiously said “you know she has a crush on you right?” and he was like “man i hope so or else this is gonna get really awkward”
She fuckin told my boyfriend that i liked him
straight women who casually use the word “girlfriend” to refer to their platonic lady friends, i have nothing against you, but you make the world really confusing,
person: alright i’ll talk to you guys later!
most people: ok bye see you tomorrow!
me: alright, hey tell your dog I said hi lolol